So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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