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(619): View more from California

wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

(1-619): View more from California

maybe you did when you were drunk

(619): View more from California

no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.

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(646): View more from New York

She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once

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(585): View more from New York

Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop

(585): View more from New York

We're dating now

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