Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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