bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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