Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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