Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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