i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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