I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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