just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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