And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Girls should come with a carfax report
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
