apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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