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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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