so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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