Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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