apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
no you cant smoke seaweed
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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