Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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