He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
