i may or may not be watching the land before time
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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