I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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