i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Success! We fucked roommates!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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