worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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