how do flat chested girls get laid?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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