I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish i was in the wii world.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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