why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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