i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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