We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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