i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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