I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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