Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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