omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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