I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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