The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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