she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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