Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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