I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
