my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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