U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
even my farts smell like vagina
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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