we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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