i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
