I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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