she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think people are normalizing furries
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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