Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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