Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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