The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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