He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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