yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My hand turned me down
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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