I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
