Christians are straight up FREAKS
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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