Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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