it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just cropdusted the office
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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