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penguin condom
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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