And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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